My big suck of a dog Lola
Ya I don’t get out much, but I’m totally ok with it
Are these idiots on scooters worth 10 or 20 points? I can’t remember
This is the look of disappointment I keep getting from my dog this morning
What? You don’t have a pair of these?
The “Public Timeline” doesn’t have one single person speaking English
Time to ride, do I want to get dirty or get a speeding ticket?